March 22, 2003
Val, I hope you're having a great trip.
In your absence, your husband came for a friendly visit.
I think he was feeling lonely or something.
I was experimenting with the camera
and John co-operated.
and then,
um, what's that look in his eye?
well,
what should I say about his behaviour?
I became increasingly uncomfortable, and then he made his move...
I had to slap 'im Val!
You'd better come home quickly.
Eric
Now that's journalism. Maybe I could get a job in the two-bit media.
Created: April 18, 2003 Last updated: April 18, 2003